Dear Tom;

 

Since you believe that the soil jurisdiction can qualify one for the Office of President under Article II, and that is what is meant by "natural born Citizen", and that Obama is therefore a legitimate President, I thought you might want to get in on the ground level of a new company I am forming and buy some stock.  It is called Presidential Royalty Birthing Services.  Just read my draft outline below and I think you will get the picture.  I have already secured a "dot com" and am in negotiations for the stock options.  Let me know if you are interested.  I am limiting to whom I make this offer.

 

Jedi Pauly

 

<INSERT DRAFT CONCEPT LETTER HERE>

 

OBSERVE:

 

Dear Senator Orin Hatch;

 

Since you have stood behind and promoted the CRS memo that supports the position that anyone born on U.S. soil is a "natural born citizen" and therefore qualifies for the Office of President, and you have supported and continue to support Obama in office, we know you will be happy to learn that your efforts against the American People and their Constitution has caused you to create for yourself a golden opportunity that you are sure not to want to miss.

 

We at Presidential Royalty Birthing Services (PRBS) have developed a lucrative business model that we would like to offer you an interest in.  I am sure that if you could make a reasonable contribution to the PRBS Political Action Committee, we could find a way to sell you an interest in our rapidly expanding enterprise at a very reasonable price.  Please read our business plan draft outline below and I think you will agree that you will want to donate to our cause.

 

<At this point a modified concept letter will be inserted.  Since we are dealing with a career criminal politician of the caliber of Senator Hatch, he is far too wily to be caught in as simple a concept letter as would work for our plebian civilian, Tom.  We need a slight modification.>

 

OBSERVE: 

 

Dear Royal Person;

 

I am Mr. Jedi Pauly with Presidential Royalty Birthing Services Company, a new and rapidly growing start-up entrepreneurial enterprise.  Due to your special status as a person with a Title of Nobility, we are very pleased to offer you a unique opportunity.  As a result of the efforts of Senator Orin Hatch and the U.S. Congress with regards to the U.S. presidential elections in 2008, our Research and Development staff has discovered a loophole in the Law that can cause foreign Royals to qualify their children for the office of President of the United States.  Thanks to the efforts of both Democrats and Republicans, your royal born children can now directly inherit political allegiance to the U.S. from Hawaiian soil jurisdiction, bypassing the Laws of Nature that ordinarily would require one to be born to a U.S. citizen father in order to inherit a political allegiance to the U.S and qualify under Article II for the Office of President.  You no longer need be a U.S. citizen father in order to produce children who qualify for the Office of President.  Why should America be led by Presidents who are simple common folk, when everyone knows that the business of governing a society is better left in the hands of those with Titles of Nobility, which is supported by the ruling elite Lords of the U.S. Congress anyway?

 

We are confident that you will not want to miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime to transform the United States into your own personal monarchy and make the world a better place.  At Presidential Royalty Birthing Services (PRBS) we are honored to provide you with a unique service tailored to your special discriminating needs.  For a modest fee of $100,000.00 USD we will fly you and your family members First Class to our secure and opulently adorned Hawaiian luxury retreat, complete with natal facilities for the birth of your royal children.  You will receive the best care and attention, and a golden certificate of "natural born citizen" status that will automatically qualify your royal children to meet current Article II requirements and claim an inherited political allegiance to the United States.  With our certificate of “natural born citizen” status that is guaranteed and fully backed by the U.S. Congress, Military, and Department of Homeland security, and the U.S. courts, you can be the proud parents of your own Royal Presidential Monarchy.

 

As a special offer to Royals who are Muslims, we are offering a 10% discount as our way of helping you to bring Sharia Law to the United States through the Office of President.  Once your royal child, who is born on Hawaiian soil, has one of our certificates that is fully backed by the U.S. government, then it will be a simple matter for you to fund their rise to power, and once they are elected to the Office of President, then your royal child can decree that Sharia Law will be recognized by Executive Order.  We know you will not want to miss out on this golden opportunity to spread Islam in the name of Allah and fundamentally transform America.

 

Our operators are standing by to arrange for your reservations.

 

Sincerely Your Servant;

 

Mr. Jedi Pauly

Founder and CEO of Presidential Royalty Birthing Services 

 

Notice that we simultaneously stroke the elite ego of Senator Hatch and the Congress and at the same time sanitize the special offer to Muslim Royalty by removing any reference to ‘Satan’ linked to America, providing political cover for Senator Hatch, the Congress, and the military.  Not only do we cause Senator Hatch to want to donate financial resources to our cause, we also ensnare him in a quid pro quo that can be used to blackmail him. 

 

Here is an example for a Judge: 

 

To Judge Colonel Denise Lind;

 

It has come to the attention of the Board of Directors of Presidential Royalty Birthing Services, that your efforts to silence and punish Colonel Terry Lakin for standing up and defending his oath to uphold and defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and Domestic has created a benefit that you could not have imagined.  Not only are you successfully protecting criminal elements within the upper echelons of the military from charges of treason and military coup against the American People due to their continued support of the ongoing occupation of the People’s Office of President by Barack Obama, who is not qualified under Article II, but you have opened a financial opportunity for PRBS that our Board felt a need to reward you.  Please read our draft concept business model below, and I think you will see that it would behoove you to give your public support and endorsement to our Corporation.  I am sure we could reciprocate for your public endorsement with a lucrative stock option in our Corporation.

 

<INSERT DRAFT OR MODIFIED CONCEPT LETTER HERE> 

 

In the last example, notice how we entice the Judge with the dark side force of greed with a quid pro quo, while at the same time we blind-side the Judge with the truth in law that her actions are criminal.  The Judge cannot help but read the rest of the business concept and when she does she will be forced to learn the truth in law that proves that Col. Lakin is innocent and that her actions are part of a criminal overthrow of the government.

 

One last example.  All the previous examples have concerned homegrown domestic enemies.  The next example will show you how to deal with domestic enemies that are imported from foreign sources. 

 

To the board of directors of CAIR;

 

Assalaamu alaykum my brothers.  Allahu Akbar.  I am Jedi Pauly, a fellow Muslim, and I bring you good news from the front in our efforts to Islamize America, the great Satan.

 

Thanks to the efforts of our Muslim brother Barack Hussein Obama, my brothers and I have formed a front corporation called Presidential Royalty Birthing Services (PRBS) to take advantage of the opening that our brother Obama has made for us, as a way to facilitate Sharia law in America.

 

We are seeking your support and donations to our (PRBS) Political Action Committee so that we may further our business plan that will lead to an American Caliphate.  Please be generous as Allah has blessed our activities.  Please read our business model below and I think you will realize how important our efforts are to our mutual goals.  Please realize that this concept draft below is disguised by including European monarchy offerings but that is just a disguise to deflect any suspicions away from Muslims.

 

<INSERT APROPRIATELY MODIFIED DRAFT LETTER HERE> 

 

When you send your letters, just substitute your name for Jedi Pauly and say that you are a member of the board of directors of PRBS.  Use your imagination and creativity but don’t eliminate the central meme which is that “natural born Citizen” means a natural born citizen who is created by a citizen FATHER, and not one by soil or by a female.

 

Well, I think you can get the picture of how this works.  As you can see, our boys from their various departments have done a good job of providing us with the tools we need to win this war.  It is requested that all those Patriots who wish to help in these efforts to restore the Republic and the Rule of Law should contact General Pauly at jedipauly@gmail.com for further operational brainstorming and tactical and strategic planning.  Good hunting.

 

That is all for now. 

 

Jedi Pauly